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Impressionistic apathy returns
  - D Fitch

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Perpetuating bad search engine returns, it's silly queries 2. Remember the olden days? If anything, this makes for an inverse method of searching what other people are seeing. As always, I'm trying to avoid propagating the pr0n hits which are funny all the same.

query: "tron pr0n" [haaaa!]


Any of these query links may no longer show the followed hit, due to reindexing and all that. The general idea holds: what strange ways have folks found this site, and can I possibly redirect any lost souls?


query: "useless information"

I love the fact that people are following links which are clearly marked useless.

For the real source, see: Useless Information [site index] if bored.


query: "i am bored - give me a page oif random crap please google."

Awww. My first faked reflog search query return. [afaik]



First Hits I can be Proud Of

query: "71G4644" [aw yeah]

query: "clothse"

query: "photo motation" [that's not even a word]



Things I Don't Have

query: "Brandy perl"

Sounds like a new innovative way to program. Sign me up!

query: "Perl semiotics"


query: "political cartoons marriage"

query: "drag pictures me -race -racing" [haha, the word drag is not there]

query: "Silpheed MP3"

query: "mad hatter ascii art"

But I do have The Cheshire Cat [Disney version, sorta]

query: "valetta and pieces and ice"

Don't even know what a valetta is.

query: "model in Tide advertisement"

A model of musical semiotics!

query: "boggle pictures" -- Haha, Boggle!

query: "cricket singing download" [minimalist droning crickets!]

query: "mensa weblog"

Nope. I'm an idiot, remember?

query: "american badass mp3" [bah]

query: "6805 disassembler" [wow]

query: "c p thumbs" [eh?]

query: "vbscript geek hack"

query: "kid swinging"

query: "baby AND gear AND ratings"

query: "the thrashing doves" [actually it looks more like polar bears now]

query: "impact attenuator pictures"

query: "incestuous family pictures" ?

query: "antigravity gyroscope"

query: "song title 'dah dah dah'" [parodying old organ trills]

query: "djinni art"

query: "backstreet boys breakup"

query: "crust punk auction"

query: "i love google"

query: "faces pencil art"

query: "apathy jokes"

query: "Doom Arlene"

query: "rock music history graphs"

"preposition lesson plan"

"surfing bird"

"aha sun TV"

"o'reilly book cover mac toy"

"T. Herman Zweibel"

"comic xerox"

query: "communist mp3"

query: "my mirrorball eye"

query: "pictures of robot cartoons"

Go to Robot Stories!



Things Which Might Actually Relate:

query: "crazy grampa"

query: "I hate Tom Green"

query: "tandy laptop dos"

query: "defunct airlines"

query: "stealth hoverboard"

query: "Has Anybody Here Seen My Corpse"

query: "space bags"

query: "lack of emotion"

"Etymology of holy moly"

"god man comic"

query: "Kafka near 'before the law'" [a great chapter]

query: "pictures of road rage"

query: "I want hatemail"

dgfitch@yahoo.com - I double dare ya.